Dec 29, 2011

Happy Holidays


Rafael's Report: 26/12/2011; 0450hr

Mission Accomplished

Counting:

  • 10 elements deployed.
  • ) 7 proxys.
    • 2 take downs.
    • 3 executions.
    • All incinarated
  • 2 low harmed elements.
    • 1 hospitalized, stable.
  • A stock of brand new weapons confiscated. (information dosnt need to be in global, so I wont speak in english for them, I dont like it)
    • 20 fusiles de asalto tácticos, de diferentes calibres, todos adaptables.
    • 2 rifles de largo alcance Barret, calibre .50
    • 10 subfusiles, ...Thompsom (casi lloraba de la nostalgia, oh! Don Corleone!)
    • 15 armas de mano, no excedentes de calibre .40
  • Tons of white weapons confiscated
    • Machetes
    • Kukris
    • I dont have a single idea of what the hell is that one
    • Tactical Knives
  • Canned food

Comment:

A scout group, or suppliers?

I think I may have an idea were they got all of this. An illegal distributor in New Mexico sells the same model of Barrets and the same "cartuchos de tambor" for the Thompsoms (just like the old fashioned way). Maybe we should visit him and make him take some looong vacations.

If those suppliers were near, I dont want to know how near is their actual base..




End of report

p.s. save me some turkey and ham. returning home.

9 comments:

  1. @Rafael
    Juro que te intenté uardar un poco de pavo!!!
    It wasn't my fault, you know..

    @Miguel
    Everything is ready for the night sir, our headquarters are pretty safe now. There isn't a single hole in our guard. Not even the tinniest rat could step in.

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  2. Well done Uriel, now keep everyone in defensive stance until my arrival.
    Rafael, are you done yet with your business at New Mexico? Change of plans: If that gun seller is behind those supplies then bring him to us.

    -Miguel

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  3. Wait, you miss 2 proxys in your count. I cant update your numbers if you don't make that clear.
    -Miguel

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  4. Well, those were also incinerated. I brought Israfel with me. We all know by this point she haves some pyromania problems.

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  5. You are not better than them. You are a bunch of assassins.

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  6. Other anon: Assassins tend not to be as unprofessional as these guys. What's going on here is better described as gang warfare.

    Also, what are you guys doing to hide this from the authorities? Religiously motivated mass-murders tend to attract quite a bit of attention.

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  7. this is a dangerous blog. kids are tapping into this. keep this private my kids and his friends are getting bad ideas from you guys. your imaginations are killing the innocence of children.

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  8. I will be reporting this to the school and perhaps the cops can look into it. i hope it's just another sad and bored middle-age on the other side of this screen for your own sake.

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